The F in Delicious

i really went and outdid myself this time...

from my facebook:
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i have stumbled upon a selection of foods that when combined properly and eaten create a most enjoyable sensation on the tongue. i feel i would be denying people their basic human rights if i did not share this secret combination with the world.

to make one (1) of what i am calling "God's turkey burrito" you will need:
1 flour tortilla
2 slices of turkey breast
enough sliced or shredded cheese of your choice (i suggest pepperjack, although munster would fit the bill perfectly also. especially if you're not into the spicey thing. swiss could conceivably work as well.) to cover the tortilla.
mayonnaise
mustard (grey poupon is best. or any spicy brown, especially if using pepperjack cheese.)
bacon (or bacon bits if all else fails)
and a hand full of shredded lettuce.

first, put the cheese on the tortilla so that it covers it. if its sliced cheese, i usually tear it up a bit, cause its about to go in the microwave and it helps the melting process. put the cheese covered tortilla in the microwave and nuke it for about 45 seconds. the cheese should be nice and melty. as soon as the cheese is melted, IMMEDIATELY put the two slices of turkey on top of the melted cheese, again so that the whole tortilla is covered by the turkey slices. i usually press the turkey into the cheese a bit. think of the turkey as a sheet of paper, and the tortilla as another. you are glueing those sheets of paper together, and your glue is melted cheese.
now, take the tortilla-cheese-turkey thing you have and spread some mayo on top of the turkey. obviously peoples views on mayo vary, so put as much as you want, but i usually apply it fairly liberally. the mayo really is what makes this thing special, and i'll explain why in a minute.
next, put some mustard on it. my mustard, like most peoples, comes in a squeezable bottle, so i just make a little zig-zag across the surface of the mayo-y turkey. grey poupon however, generally comes in a jar, and so if your using that your mayo layer is probably going to get messed up. not a big deal i guess, but im OCD about it or something and that really bothers me. plus you have to use two knives so that you dont get mayo in the grey poupon jar. its a drag.
next put some bacon strips on it, or bacon bits if that's what you have. if you're extra hungry, you can also add another layer of turkey.
now comes the most important part of this whole thing. take the entire concoction and put it back in the microwave for about 15 seconds. this is just long enough to warm up the mayo. as disgusting as warm mayo sounds, on this god burrito it's the most important part. without it the whole thing is pointless. like having a cd player but no cd's. or the disciples without jesus. i cant describe the flavor, you just have to try it.
anyway. after it comes out of the microwave, throw some shredded lettuce on it, roll it up, and enjoy! you wont be sorry.
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this is my first post.
drew introduced me to the temper trap.
im very impressed.

good bye.